chivalry is not dead

apparently I’ve been on Tumblr for three years today. xD

wonderrwhy:

beautiful.

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akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

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Today I asked a 15-year-old about Aristotle...

Anonymous asked: This diet actually works better than the other one. My brother lost 30lbs in a few weeks with it TumblrFastDiet(.)com

DUDE THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IN A WEEK

GO FUCK YOURSELF

…please.

(see, I was polite about it!)

condommodel:

stop being cute you live far away

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fuckofflivvy:

dyke-lesbian-andro-queer-photos:

http://fuckofflivvy.tumblr.com/

hiiii 

good lord you’re adorable

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arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

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